{"product_id":"the-counter-culture-the-common-sensocrat-hoodie","title":"The Common Sensocrat Hoodie \/\/ The Common Sensocrat","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDescription\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCommon Sensocrat: The ultimate counter culture.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWelcome to the fringe—ironically located right in the center of reality. In an era where following the herd is the default setting and \"nuance\" is treated like a contagious disease, being an adult with a functioning brain is the ultimate act of rebellion. This hoodie is for the people who have realized that the most radical thing you can do today is think for yourself, check the data, and refuse to join the digital mob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWear it as a badge of honor while you watch the world chase its own tail. It’s a quiet reminder that you aren't part of the noise; you’re the signal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Build\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.4 oz medium-heavy fleece with a high ring-spun cotton content. It’s designed to stand firm when the cultural wind starts howling and everyone else starts folding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Hood:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2-piece, color-matched jersey-lined hood. It provides actual structure for those moments you need to pull it up and tune out the irrational chanting of the collective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed classic fit with dropped shoulders. Because being the only sane person in the room is heavy work; your clothes should at least be the easy part of your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ethics:\u003c\/strong\u003e Manufactured in WRAP-certified facilities and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 compliant. We believe in high standards for our manufacturing—even if the rest of the world has lowered theirs for intellectual consistency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Front pouch pocket for your hands and a tear-away label. We’ve removed the physical itch from your neck; we can't do anything about the itch you get from watching people abandon reality for social points.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMachine wash:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold (max 30C or 90F) on the gentle cycle. Save the heavy-duty agitation for your next debate with a \"true believer\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTumble dry:\u003c\/strong\u003e Low heat. High heat is reserved for the studio lights of the \"experts\" trying to sell you a new narrative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIron:\u003c\/strong\u003e Low heat. Keep your lines sharp and your logic even sharper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBleach\/Dryclean:\u003c\/strong\u003e Just don’t. 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