Objective Reality. Now Available in High Quality Cotton.

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Where in the hell are you guys?


We are proud to be based in the USA. We print our gear in Florida and Texas because outsourcing to countries that hate us (or someplace like California) seems like a bad business model.

Is the government tracking my package?


Almost certainly. But we will also email you a standard tracking number the second it ships. You can watch it travel from our freedom factory all the way to your front porch.

Is this cheap crap?


We use premium, soft cotton. We don't sell that scratchy, see-through garbage that shrinks into a crop top after one wash. If you want cheap junk, go to the mall.

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