Somewhere along the way, objective reality became a controversial opinion. The news became a pep rally, science became a religion, and "independent thought" became a dangerous concept.

We didn't start The Common Sensocrat because we love fashion. We started it because we were tired of the noise. We were tired of being told to pick a team—Red or Blue, Coke or Pepsi, Titanic or Hindenburg.

We exist for the politically homeless, the skeptics, and the people who just want to grill in peace. Our gear is high-quality because thick skin isn't always enough to protect you from the nonsense out there.

Wear it as a warning sign. Wear it as a handshake to the other sane people in the room. Just don't wear it if you're easily offended.