"Paper or plastic?" "Neither, put it on my 30-year fixed-rate mortgage." We have reached the point where you need a co-signer and a 750 FICO score just to host a winter cookout. This hoodie captures the grim reality of modern meat pricing with the dark humor necessary to keep us from becoming vegetarians. It’s cheaper than the meat you’re cooking.
A hilarious addition to any griller's winter wardrobe. Perfect for wearing to the butcher shop as a subtle protest against inflation.
