"Paper or plastic?" "Neither, put it on my 30-year fixed-rate mortgage." We have reached the point where you need a co-signer and a 750 FICO score just to host a Labor Day cookout. This shirt captures the grim reality of modern meat pricing with the dark humor necessary to keep us from becoming vegetarians.
Best gift for the broke pitmaster: A hilarious addition to any griller's wardrobe. Perfect for wearing to the butcher shop, grocery store, or while refinancing your home to buy a Wagyu packer.
