"Excuse me, isn't this a little charred?" No, Karen, it’s called the Maillard reaction, and it’s God’s gift to carnivores. This hoodie is your defense attorney against people who are used to eating gray, boiled meat. That black crust is "Bark," and it is the only reason we are all standing here in the cold.
Defend your cooking: A hilarious hoodie for anyone who likes a heavy bark on their brisket or pork butt.
