"Excuse me, isn't this a little charred?" No, Karen, it’s called the Maillard reaction, and it’s God’s gift to carnivores. This shirt is your defense attorney against people who are used to eating gray, boiled meat. That black crust is "Bark," and it is the only reason we are all standing here.
Defend your cooking: A hilarious shirt for anyone who likes a heavy bark on their brisket or pork butt. Great for explaining the science of flavor to picky eaters at your next backyard party.
