Let’s stop pretending that $12 bottle of "Artisan Glaze" is magic. It’s tomato paste, sugar, and good branding. This shirt is a direct insult to the "Sauce is Boss" crowd. If you have to drown your ribs in red goop, you messed up the cook. Sauce is what people use to hide their mistakes.
For the BBQ purist: If you believe dry rub is king and sauce is a crime, this is your shirt. A great gag gift for the Kansas City BBQ fan in your life (if you want to start a fight).
