There is nothing worse than a "Texas BBQ Purist" who has never worked a shift in a Texas pit room, much less even spent any time in the state. Actually, there is one thing worse: The guy who trash-talks everyone else for "cheating" while secretly custom-rigging a propane line to his own offset smoker and copying everything he sees on the internet.
We call this "The Gaslighter."
This shirt is dedicated to the entitled brats of the BBQ world—specifically the one loud mouth in Nebraska—who preaches "Offset Smoker" authenticity but can't manage a fire without a gas assist crutch. If you have to plumb a propane tank into your stick burner, you don't have a pit; you have a glorified oven and a fragile ego.
The Ultimate Call-Out: Wear this to the joint that talks the most game but hides the biggest tank. They’ll know exactly why you’re wearing it.
