You can keep your "championship" rub with 47 ingredients, three of which are just different forms of MSG. This shirt is a restraining order against over-complication. It lists the only five things that should be involved in a real Texas barbecue. If you are adding coffee grounds, truffle oil, or cherry cola to your meat, you aren't cooking; you're performing a chemistry experiment that nobody wants to eat.
Why this is the ultimate BBQ shirt: It’s the perfect gift for the brisket purist who believes in Central Texas style cooking. If you are looking for funny grilling shirts for dads who hate fancy ingredients, this is the one.
