A smoke ring looks great on Instagram, but it tastes like absolutely nothing. It is a chemical reaction, not a flavor profile. This shirt is for the pitmaster who is tired of people eating with their eyes. Stop looking at the pink ring and tell me if the flat is dry, you visual-obsessed amateur. Oh yeah, we know about your pink cure salt trick and that stuff is poison!
Real BBQ knowledge: This shirt separates the true cooks from the social media influencers. Ideally suited for BBQ judges, competitors, and anyone who cares more about taste than filters.
