There is nothing worse than a "Texas BBQ Purist" who has never worked a shift in a Texas pit room. Actually, there is one thing worse: The guy who trash-talks everyone else for "cheating" while secretly custom-rigging a propane line to his own offset smoker. We call this "The Gaslighter."
This hoodie is dedicated to the entitled brats of the BBQ world—specifically the one in Nebraska—who preaches "Offset" authenticity but can't manage a fire without a gas assist crutch. If you have to plumb a propane tank into your stick burner, you don't have a pit; you have a glorified oven and a fragile ego.
The Ultimate Call-Out: Wear this to the joint that talks the most game but hides the biggest tank.
